cemerie:

i dont know a lot. i know like 5 things 

jsutinbiebr:

justin bieber yelling swaggie

thats it really

deerpong:

paradisaic:

whenever there’s a really awful post i add

to it

stephenell:

eating food while waiting for your other food to be ready

onlinepunk:

excuse me

batreaux:

pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable 

Stop reblogging from people I hate

chickensandwich:

1 reblog = 1 dollar. help me pay for a new toaster oven. 

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

circumcisions:

youre going out with your friends to the hottest new nightclub. the bouncer lets you in. “welcome to club penguin, ladies”

trillow:

here is the new iphone 6. it has a lot of new features, the most obvious one being that it is actually a jack russell terrier

darrynek:

we need stricter pun control in america

urbantampon:

i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now

h0llo:

You know how people do that no shoes for 100 days to try and understand 3rd world countries well I’m doing something pretty much the same but with homework to protest 3rd world children not getting a good education

rabioheab:

it’s crazy how lemon backwards is melon